Wednesday, 22 June 2011

the little things...

that make you laugh on the internet. heres a few!

  • this intrigues me The 4H Club which apparently they even have in England but its easier than finding out Mason Secrets!

    Tuesday, 5 April 2011

    The Wardrobe/Closet Disaster Zone Fix

    this post is inspired by @ClassyFabSarah  on twitter and her hoarder's closet/wardrobe drama.

    here are my top tips on how to clear out a wardrobe :)

    before you begin

    • pick a large block of time
    • get a nice, tall glass of something cool and refreshing
    • put some good, upbeat, positive music on, for example, Pink, or Less Than Jake
    • find a notepad and pen
    • clear your bed
    • get a floor length mirror
    • fetch a roll of bin bags/refuse bags (this is not drastic, but needed depending on how big your Closet/Wardrobe (C/W) is to get everything from your C/W. (hangers are the exception and have to stay) on the bed- once EVERYTHING is on the bed, put hangers into order, in middle.
    • do not throw things on the floor, your back will not love you when you're picking up your 53rd item to try on.
    • peel off two bin bags. put one at each side of your bed, the one nearest the door is bag 1, the other, bag 2


    For Starters

    • when you hang something back into your closet, use a running order, my personal order is colour and type, but some people go for functionality, ie, work, play, night, holiday. If you go for colour, don't put black and navy together. 
    • invest in storage; if you are not a bikini/swimsuit wearer for 70% of the year, put it away in a suitably sized box, with your goggles and noseclip.
    • if you have things hung up in your wardrobe that you will never again wear but they hold special memories, put them in a pretty keepsake box.
    • don't stop. do not leave the room unless you need to go to the bathroom or have run out of suitable cool drink-age, and even then, put it off, once you stop, you wont want to start again, and then it will be very messy in your bedroom!
    •  now time to try everything on, one thing at a time, obvs. infront of the full-length mirror.
    • if you have worn it in the last 6 months and LOVE it, hang it up
    • if its classic and timeless and you love it, but havent worn it in a year, hang it up.
    • if its damaged beyond repair pop it in BAG 1 (the side of the bed, by the door, remember?)
    • if its grotty, stained, discoloured etc, pop it in BAG 1
    • if its in okay condition but you HATE it pop it in BAG 2
    • if its in okay condition but has any negative memories attached, pop it in BAG 2
    • if its more than 2 sizes too big or small and you're unlikely to wear it again, pop it in a BAG (depending on its condition)
    • if you havent worn it in 6 months but intend to, and it still looks good on you, hang it up.
    • if it makes you uncomfortable, you wont look good in it because your confidence wont be giving you a glow, so its probably best being put in BAG 2 
    • if you've had those shoe for 4 months, and have been wearing them and they still give you blisters. i hate to break it to you but they don't fit. keep them forever and ever and carry on damaging your precious feet. BAG them

    The above is the main stuff, obviously not everything will fall into these categories, and half of your clothes will be sat on the bed, make a mental note of what is sat in front of you, and  try and wear it more. else you may as well pop it in a BAG

    its not rocket science, but just in case you haven't figured it out, BAG 1 is for your rubbish/garbage bin and BAG 2 is for charity/Goodwill/scavenging friends and family

    • don't be too sentimental, your mum may have bought you that dress when you were 15 but now you're 32 it wont look so good. i don't care if it fits or not.
    • if you haven't worn it in the past 12 months (a full year, a full 4 seasons, a full spectrum of weather and events) you probably wont wear it in the next 12 months.
    • things do come back into fashion. but be reasonable.
    • the clearer you set out your C/W, the easier it will be to shop. you may have forgotten about that dress, or that top, those shoes, because they had been missed due to overcrowding. i'm not talking a capsule wardrobe here, i'm just saying, when you have 30 black tops in your C/W, its hard to recall one unless they're all together and easy to browse
    • set a pile aside for the damaged, a dropped stitch in a chunky sweater, a worn heel, a broken zip, a hole in an underarm... and fix them! in this day an age, if you cant fix a pulled thread in a sweater, you will have a friend who can, i have at least 4 people. a worn heel is easily replaced by a cobbler, a broken zip buy a dressmaker (or previous handy friend and a zip from a haberdashery) and a hole in an underarm, previous friends may be on call again! - if its all the same friend (not the cobbler) they may be bribed with wine and pizza to fix the lot :)

    i love sorting thru peoples C/W's :)

    i think at Charlotte's we binned one bag and had 4 for the charity shop. at Helen's we had 2 or three i think for garbage and about 8 for the charity shop, her mum had told her she would buy her something new for every 4th item we got rid of, i think Helen's still waiting for that one haha!

    when your closet or wardrobe is looking lovely and you're still buzzing... go thru your drawers, literally! have a good look at your underwear and your socks and sleepy-wear. is it all in good nick? are those off white, broken elastic knickers really your best look?

    you know that paper and pen i mentioned at the start? while you go thru, or at the end, make a note of what you need to be on the look out for (some boots to jazz up a few winter outfits, a skirt to set off those tops, a new swimsuit) and try not to buy away from your list when you go shopping (dont add stuff for the sake of it!)

    also make a note of what you're getting rid of, ie tops 7, jeans 1, sweaters 3, shoes 8, knickers 15 shirts 4 etc, it will amaze you how much you hoard :)

    when you do buy something off the list, make sure its not just a seasonal whim. make sure its something you can wear with something you already own as-well. avoid buying whole new outfits. its a waste of money, you probably already have half the items already suitable in your wardrobe!

    if you take the doors off your wardrobe if saves time looking, and you're more likely to keep it in order.

    i also have a big box, its called fat-bag. it keeps all my skinny or my really fat clothes if you fluctuate like me. i have another for seasonal clothes.


    let me know how you get on!

    Sunday, 20 March 2011

    so. my nanna has made it back into hospital again. same thing. the atrium isnt working like it should i think the doctor said. it usually lets the same amount through each time and atm it isnt. so her blood pressure is SHIT and her heart rate, well, scared the shit out of me yesterday. it kept going as low as 94 and as high as 135, and very quickly too, instead of staying a constant stream of whatever is normal.

    shes not miffed shes ill, shes not miffed to be on a ward full of old blokes that cant breathe. no.
    shes miffed cos they wont let her put her own nightie on and that she cant pick up an outfit for my wedding she has seen on tuesday.

    when i logged in on foursquare at the ward it said 'Welcome back! youve not been here since August 2010!' and i had much the same response when i logged into the hospital, tho i was only there not 6 weeks ago when my mum fell over the nubbin that keeps the gates together on their drive. its a good job i only live 5 mins away, im there alot!

    Wednesday, 9 March 2011

    Hey! long time no blog, im sorry! i hope you havent forgotten about me...?

    after the nasty virus computer i have spent less and less time on here. ive deleted loads of stuff off of facebook, and people off there and off twitter and alsorts, im having a bit of a clear out (tho i really need to crack on with my house)

    also trying to plan the wedding (so over this, its boring and annoying and i just want to be married AND WHY CANT PEOPLE RSVP?!?!)

    and breathe...

    so im on holiday this week and trying to get as much sorted as possible. and my hair. my hair. my hair is AWFUL. my roots are fierce and the rest of my hair is YELLOW and GINGER.

    and theres nothing i can do. it needs to rest before the wedding. it has GROWN tho. omg has it grown. this past month it must have done an inch, its suddenly past my shoulders. its brilliant!

    i had gotten really disenchanted with my dress. when we went for izzy to have her dress fitting, i tried it on again, i like it better once more. ive been having really bad dreams about it being wrong on the day and stressing and such. i cant see the end result. this isnt a room im decorating slowly, or a book display i can swap about, this is a wedding dress and mine hasnt arrived yet, im still only trying on the store copy which is at least a foot too long for me (cos im ickle, obvs) and a touch too tight (cos im a fat bastard) and its currently just wrong. the lady in the shop said this is common, because its out of my control and its not something i can just take home and play with, i just have to wait.

    the florist has gone awol. we have heard nothing. i want my quote else i really need to find someone else (if he fails me im just gonna call David Austin Roses in the Midlands for some bits)
    and make up? the girl who has been recommended is someone i used to work with in my previous life. she is saccharine sweet and she may be amazeballs but i dont think i want her doing my make up. it wouldn't feel right, so i have called some other people, and only one person has got back to me, i like her but theres not much to see of her work. im waiting to see about the others calling me back atm before i say a definite yes.

    im drinking lots today also, for some reason im majorly thirsty, my period has kicked in so i feel shitty. ugh. but so far the week has been good more or less. im going to clear some shit of my hard drive and then go to bed and look at what we cant afford for our honeymoon...

    Wednesday, 9 February 2011

    Heide

    on the flip side of my anger over the rsvp fiasco there is Heide. who is atm out of a job, which, completely sucks. but im sending her my love! shes not having the best time at the moment and she totally totally deserves some good luck and some good fortune as she is an angel, so please send her some happy thoughts!!


    her hair dresser just did her hair, totally free, because 'she needed interview hair' how sweet is that!?!

    these beauties were taken on my way to our wedding venue early Jan :)







    Monday, 7 February 2011

    sooooooooooooooooooooooo siiick

    Sunday, 6 February 2011

    invites

    the invites have been out weeks. there is only 3 weeks til they have to be RSVP's to. i sent out RSVP cards. and i have had 12 replies. 12. 60 invites have gone out. what is the world coming to!?

    Thursday, 3 February 2011

    im watching an episode of private practice where theres 3 births and im practically in tears

    Wednesday, 26 January 2011

    FIVE

    MONTHS

    TODAY

    Sunday, 23 January 2011

    apparently i hadnt pissed off the boyf. he thought i was ill and was leaving me alone

    its been a busy few days. a stint in a&e with my mum, the boyf's 40th birthday, mums 53rd birthday, 2 trips to mum and dads house (i got to see my dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) and work and alsorts of everything else!


    i have new bedding on my bed and it looks fab and i dont hate it as was possible to. it is a vile horrible quilt cover and i LOVE IT :)

    Wednesday, 19 January 2011

    i have apparently managed to piss the boyf off to the point we're not talking. great

    Saturday, 15 January 2011

    Bonnie Wright that plays Ginny in Harry Potter is stunning, im surprised she isnt in more movies. shes rather stylish and has a very grown up, old school air about her

    Friday, 14 January 2011

    today

    i am shattered. last night i couldn't sleep, i stayed up til after midnight so i could drink water til midnight.

    i woke at 4.55 and got out of bed at 5.45 because my period had been so horrific it was sending cramp down my legs, i had a shower, packed some (completely unnecessary) stuff together (would have been useful had i needed to stay in hospital)

    the boyf drove us there and i was admitted, told i was for first surgery, changed and waited. and waited. and waited. i was taken to theatre at 8.45 and brought back just after 10. it was a 2 min walk to theatre and i was out within another 2. when i came round i was being pinned to the bed, thrashing and screaming and told off for not calming down. (i have anaesthesia reactions) i was finally taken upstairs again. i tried to sleep but they wouldn't leave me be, can we bring her food, can she drink, will you get her to drink, food? water? wee? it went on forever, my BP was very low and they had to lower my head. the boyf dutifully tried to get the water down me but it tasted like hospital. i wee'd 4 times before the nurse came to check if i needed a wee. i have a tiny bladder, what can i do?
    they fed me a baked potato and salad, which was actually one of the west baked potatoes ive EVER had. seriously.

    all in all it was okay. no hysterics going into surgery like last time, just a few years and i gripped the nurses hand (probably a bit too much)

    the hysteroscopy and colposcopy went well apparently and tissue samples have been taken and sent off for testing, he didnt have anything else to do while he was in there, it was all very straightforward and he didnt have to do anything laparoscopic. (yay)

    so i slept most of the journey home, and then for 6 hours one i got here. ive eaten and am now about to go to sleep once more, work tomorrow!

    Thursday, 9 December 2010

    heheheheh

    http://gu.com/p/2yyj9 

    thankyou Matt

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